Competition Is Good

My niece, Emily, has a family get together every year for St. Patrick's Day. She makes a delicious Irish stew with stout in the gravy.
This year, my son, nephew and me are all going to brew a stout, and Emily will choose the best one to use in her stew.
I don't know who will win. They're both very good brewers. But, as I said on Facebook, since I'm making a full 4-gallon batch, even if I lose, I win.