Bar Jokes

Honestly, the connection between a brewing blog and bar jokes is, well, a bit of a stretch. But, two things come to mind right away.

Laughing is always good. And it's my blog, so I can do what I want.

So anyway, here are a few of my favorite bar jokes.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll Serve you, but don't start anything."

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Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road. “

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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

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A man walked into a bar,sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped his drink, he heard a voice say, "My, that's a nice tie you're wearing." Looking around, he saw no one but himself, and the bartender at the end of the bar. He just shrugged and continued with his beer.

After a minute, the voice came again, "That tie goes really well with your shirt, too." Still not seeing anyone, he started to get a little nervous.

Then he heard, "That's a nice jacket, too." He couldn't take it, anymore, and called the bartender.

"Do you hear voices in here?", he asked.

"What kind of voices?", asked the barkeep.

"Y'know your quite good looking, too."

"There! That! Did you hear that?"

"Oh, that!", said the bartender. "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"

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